Netflix, too. Everything. Hulu, Amazon, whatever. Anything that has what’s jokingly referred to as a TV show on its platform: nix it.
Before you accuse me, yes. You’d be right. I don’t like fun and I don’t want other people to have it. That’s why I’m here, blogging like a retard, instead of out watching the newest, dumbest attempt at entertainment that can be found on these popular, soul-crushingly empty television outlets. Am I a snob? Sure. But I don’t pretend to have taste. I just know garbage when I see it.
“Did you watch Game of Thrones?” No. “Did you see that new DC show on the networks?” No. “Did you get into that newest attempt to cash in on your childhood nostalgia with the current adult-oriented flash animation jokingly referred to as a cartoon?” God, no. And especially, especially avoid that horrific child-oriented series that just got its second season on Netflix. The mere sight of the preview for that series is enough to make any red-blooded seethe with a mixture of rage and disgust. But maybe that’s the point. It’s enough to make you wonder at this point, if they’re just mocking you.
Well, it’s safe to say they are. It’s safe to say they probably always have been.
Shield yourself from this kind of garbage. Save yourself the trouble and the time. And the money. Get faster internet instead of paying for cable packages that just serve to keep no-talent CIA spooks like Anderson Cooper on the air. Better yet, read more. Read. Like I should be doing.